Some Christmas Humor

• What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? 

 Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!

• Why does Santa have 3 gardens? 

Answer. So he can ho-ho-ho

• How do you know Santa has to be a man? 

Answer. No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

• What did one snowman say to the other snowman                   Answer: Do you smell carrot

• One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”                                                         His wife asked, “How do you know?"                                   “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

• Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner.  The family members bowed their heads in expectation.  Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.He gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the Christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. Then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited.  After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the Brussels sprouts, won't he know that I'm lying?"